a rare condition called OSUFOP, where the OSUFOP cells raid a persons mind and body leading them to believe that they are fat and their best friend is skinny. When in actual fact they are the ones that are skinny and the best friend is the fat one. 1 in 7 billion people have this disease and it is only curable when the person admits in their heart that they are the skinny ones. Eventually the OSUFOP cells become highly attracted to the sun, and the person who contains the cells will evaporate into thin air. Proving that they are the skinny ones. CALL YOUR DOCTOR or go to SPECSAVERS if u are experiencing something like this.
oh my god! you have OSUFOP cells oozing from ur brain! Call 911
In the game DOOMSPIRE BRICKBATTLE
Robloxian 1: let’s piss off this dood
Robloxian 2: *literally beats Robloxian 1 to death with a sword*
Robloxian 1: ouuf
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.