otter slap 

A term first coined within a Tim Horton's kitchen in a small Canadian town of Sudbury Ontario, the otter slap is when someone, normally a baker, first dunks his hand into a bin of glaze and then slaps a person in the face for doing something stupid.

Person: My brakes are squeaking, I need to oil them.
Baker: That's dumb. *Otter Slap*

otter slap by The Baker 123 October 11, 2011

Wisconsin Otterslop 

To masturbate using an OtterPop, or Freezee, depending on locale. Unleashed a torrent of colorful cold pleasure on those who chose to embark upon it's journey.

Chris: Oh man, why are the sheets all rainbow colored?

Alex: Tyler was doing the Wisconsin Otterslop

or

Alex: TYLER! Why were you doing the Wisconsin Otterslop on the bed?

Tyler: It... Felt.... Good?

Wisconsin Otterslop by Colorful Otter May 1, 2011

slapping each other's dicks 

The opinion that a sales manager has about sales people swapping sales stories with each other when they actually should be selling and closing their prospects.

"slapping each other's dicks"

slapping each other's dicks by Wordsmith expert USA September 12, 2013