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An word used to describe someone who is a total meme king. Someone who is awsome and sexy. Someone who doesnt give a shit when you try to roast them. A total badass.
"You are so fat." said the bully.

I yawned and said "That All?"

"Dam, that guy is being such an ottavio." said a bystander.
ottavio by Dank Meme King November 7, 2017
Guy that is gay but self aware about his small dick.
He can't ask him out, what an ottavio
Ottavio by Beets Bears November 6, 2018
a 6'10 aquarius who will do anything for people he cares for, his personality consists of his giant ego and cars. he has beautiful blue eyes and a slight alcohol addiction but all his friends do so whats the issue! his sworn enemy is aaron and nikolai, his best friends are Tavion, Luciano, and Victoire. He's got lots of money and will make sure you are aware, and his talents are more than you could count on both your hands.
That's Ottavio. He's extremely tall, have you seen him smack his head on a doorframe yet?
Ottavio by cyprienn March 11, 2021

Octavious Rex 

A minorly famous character that made a couple second appearance on Spongebob Squarepants.
My favorite part of the episode is when Octavious Rex goes 'Meep!'.
Octavious Rex by tsudratsydal May 17, 2011
Ottavia is usually a really kind person inside generous and full of resources they’re smart and at school they’re better than everyone else they’ll have a huge carrier for sure! They have a lot of style and they know how to enchant people because they’re really charming they usually have great eyes, great hair and a nice body , they’re great friends and loving girlfriends they know how to stand by the side of whom they love and not to let him go. They hate when people are pretentious the’re really precise at shool /work but at home they ‘re a disaster. They areSPONTENEOUS if you let them get to you. they concentrate really easily and they committo everything they do. They also have a wild side hide inside and if you know how to push it out than you should consider yourself lucky!! They know how to worm your heart and how to fix it!!!! They’re open to people and not afraidof anything if you don’t have an Ottavia in your life ....go find one cause you’ll need it
Ottavia wont let You down
Ottavia by Engogmwhrntoswnwoc February 5, 2018
wonderful charismatic and yet enigmatic man. The 8th son ov a man. Shortened name for Octavius Emperor of Ancient Rome (Aurelius Octavius).

The name of that wonderful guy is Octavio. In ancient Rme it would be the 8th son of a man
octavio by octaio ddddd May 21, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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