plantin’ some onion 

to break wind, fart

Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.

plantin’ some onion by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Teeth Optional 

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.

Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.

Teeth Optional by will bitten September 20, 2017

Snazzy Onions 

Something good or amazing.
A good alternative to use instead "cool beans" or the like

Bri "did you catch that episode of game of thrones last night"
Matt "yes it was totally snazzy onions"

"that new song is snazzy onions"

Dad "What did you think of dinner tonight"
Me "snazzy onions"

Snazzy Onions by kiwi_in_melb April 3, 2019

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

Otronics 

Otronics, an outrageous IT company founded by Mr. Overwit!

Those new drones by Otronics are next level.

Otronics created a super cool drone delivery business.

I heard that Otronics is one of the coolest places to work in Ga!

Otronics by OVERWIT October 21, 2020

Western Onion 

A youngster's pronunciation of Western Union! Funny & Cute!

When she said Western Onion, we all knew what she meant!

Western Onion by Starchylde June 28, 2016

Frosted onions 

To break ones balls. To be a pain in the neck. To twist someone's nuts.

When John and Natalia aggravates dad he gets frosted onions.

Frosted onions by GDNS2018 August 24, 2016