orville redenBonker

Unintentionally bonk the same spot on your head

Watch out for the corner of that end table... dont want to orville redenBonker yourself

by ThatBumholio June 6, 2024

The Orville Redenbocker

Recieving a hand job at a movie theater, by way of a large popcorn.

Cut a hole in the bottom of your popcorn container, when your partner reches for popcorn they will find a "hefty" suprise. No lubrication needed, and always ask for extra butter.

by Charles Cancilla Jr. June 27, 2005

Orville Redenboner

A case of a penis going from flaccid to erect in a time similar to a corn kernel popping into popcorn. The average time of an Orville Redenboner is around .12 seconds.

Holy shit! Did you see that Orville Redenboner pop in is pants?!

by Papa Mustafa March 31, 2009