orifice-outflow overload

Refers to where all of your bodily-openings are all "venting" at once --- i.e., you're simultaneously sneezing, coughing/gagging, farting, etc. --- and so you are unable to adequately monitor them all at once to prevent messy "oopses". It's not unlike what happens when a piece of complex equipment suffers a major malfunction and causes alarms and indicator-lights to go off all over the place, and so you cannot possibly keep track of them all or deal with many multiple issues at once.

Anytime I feel a bout of orifice-outflow overload coming on, I simply shed all my lower garments and race to da nearest WC --- that way, I am safe from any "accidents" because any offending fluid/matter will just go down da toilet or into da sink, rather than soiling my clothes or anything else in my general vicinity. And so far I have yet to be cited for public indecency --- seems dat folks would prefer having to temporarily see me in my birthday-suit rather than mopping up copious quantities of puke/poop afterwards... they merely bring me my pants and briefs again from where I'd haphazardly flung them in my frenzied headlong dash for da crapper, so dat I can re-dress myself in privacy before emerging from the bathroom-stall again.

orifice-outflow overload by QuacksO February 5, 2019