orifest 

a large gathering of orifaces.

also: an uncommonly long-winded speach, even by oriface standards.

Did you see Bono at the VMA's last night? Jesus, what an orifest.

orifest by zapitista August 10, 2007

Orifestius 

A lesser of the greek gods. He was basically a great ball of flesh with one huge gaping orifice.

None of the gods knew where Hades "Helm of invisibility was. No one that is except Orifestius.

Orifestius by String cheese June 24, 2004