Definitions by zapitista

oriface 

One who spews words endlessly and endlessly, talking and jabbering on and on with no regard to anyone else's opinions or feelings, just babbling non-stop regardless of the situation or appropriateness and uses words incorrectly or out-of-context, involving the listener in some massively lame inside joke no one outside of a group of two or three people could possibly understand.

also: a loud-mouth jerk.

Once Charlie broke out the cocaine, everyone turned into a total oriface. It was a goddam oriface orifest.

oriface by zapitista August 10, 2007

orifest 

a large gathering of orifaces.

also: an uncommonly long-winded speach, even by oriface standards.

Did you see Bono at the VMA's last night? Jesus, what an orifest.

orifest by zapitista August 10, 2007