2 definitions by zapitista

orifest

a large gathering of orifaces.

also: an uncommonly long-winded speach, even by oriface standards.

Did you see Bono at the VMA's last night? Jesus, what an orifest.

by zapitista August 4, 2007

oriface

One who spews words endlessly and endlessly, talking and jabbering on and on with no regard to anyone else's opinions or feelings, just babbling non-stop regardless of the situation or appropriateness and uses words incorrectly or out-of-context, involving the listener in some massively lame inside joke no one outside of a group of two or three people could possibly understand.

also: a loud-mouth jerk.

Once Charlie broke out the cocaine, everyone turned into a total oriface. It was a goddam oriface orifest.

by zapitista August 4, 2007