optigoo 

The gooey substance found in the corner of your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

Go brush your teeth and wash the optigoo out of your eyes!

optigoo by lad October 29, 2003

optigook

The film in the corner of your eye when you wake up.

Wipe your eyes, you've got optigook, it looks like eye boogies.

optigook by Jrzy May 30, 2024

optigook

The film in the corner of your eye when you wake up.

Wipe your eyes, you've got optigook, it looks like eye boogies.

optigook by Jrzy May 30, 2024

Optigloved

Term meaning owned beyond repair. Used mostly in PvP, RTS and other online war games where the target was obliterated so badly, the wreckage isn't even recognizable

We Optigloved him so bad it will take him a week to build his army again.

Optigloved by Rathji December 3, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004