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Instrument introduced in the 1970s by Mattel that resembled an organ but played Opotical Discs. See also the band OPTIGANALLY YOURS.

OPTIGANALLY YOURS uses an Optigan to play all of their songs.

optigan by Aerienne February 23, 2005

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Optigasm

1. The be all end all of all orgasms
2. Orgasm to the thought of Megan Fox
3. An Orgasm brought on by a transformers fetish

Jeremy: Oh shit I just had an Optigasm
Lucy: God dammit we're not watching Transformers ever again

Optigasm by The Trantastic Johnny G February 23, 2009

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optigan • Optigasm • optigunk • Optiman • Optic Anal Nerve

Optigasm

When you see so many hot girls/guys back to back that the light impulses slowly travel down to your genitals and turn you on.

Hey dude, I just passed by the strip and you wouldn't believe how many babes I saw in a row. I have to go clean myself up because I just had an optigasm.

Optigasm by runitdude April 21, 2015

optigunk

Mucus or waste that one finds usually in the corner of their eyes normally after they wake. "Opti"-refers to the eye. "Gunk"- refers to the mucus/waste.

James awakes to find optigunk in the corners of his eyes.

optigunk by Prettycheeksjr March 20, 2008

Optiman

An extremely black man, which in the right lighting turns purple. Can also be used as a more general term for sambo.

Look at that nice color, he's definently a optiman

Optiman by Zeuzy July 20, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026