optical illusion
optical illusion by gie February 5, 2005
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optical illusion
Something to look up when you're reaalllly reallllly fucked up.
Seriously. Try it. It looks so fucking awesome.
Seriously. Try it. It looks so fucking awesome.
Dude #1: Dude. This thing looks like it's spinning
Dude #2: Dude. It fucking is
Me : No, it's just some circles... what a gay optical illusion
Me : Wait, pass the joint
Dude #2: Dude. It fucking is
Me : No, it's just some circles... what a gay optical illusion
Me : Wait, pass the joint
optical illusion by ARESx July 26, 2007
optical illusion
optical illusion by mewskicekĚČ October 31, 2020
optical illusion
optical illusion by mewskicekĚČ October 31, 2020
optical illusion girlfriend
a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite.
popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.
popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.
A Conversation:
Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!
Dave: What do you mean?
Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.
Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.
Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.
6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP
Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.
Jim: For real.
Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!
Dave: What do you mean?
Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.
Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.
Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.
6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP
Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.
Jim: For real.
optical illusion girlfriend by epausti February 21, 2011
The optical illusion
Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.
The optical illusion by Dump truck January 2, 2017
human optical illusions
Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?
Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
human optical illusions by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010
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