The thought of going back to our old filthy, pre-COVID-19 habits is giving me re-opening anxiety. Puleeeaaasseee let's at least not go back to the unsanitary, nasty habit of shaking hands!

Re-opening Anxiety by JaneGordon.com May 8, 2021

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Fridge Opening Syndrome

When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.

Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."

Fridge Opening Syndrome by Nick-Nac December 9, 2011

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Opabinia

Opabinia regalis lived 500 million years ago during the Cambrian Period. It had 5 eyes, a proboscis, and a backwards mouth. It was about 2-3 inches long, and it ate plankton by catching it's proboscis, the feeding it up to it's mouth! The opabinia was also the awesomest creature alive!

Opabinias are very awesome!!

Opabinia by The Opabinia June 5, 2016

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Re-opening Anxiety

The fear of a post COIVD-19 world as shut-downs are ended, and we have to be with people again.
Also known as Re-entry Anxiety, and Post-COVID Stress

The thought of a world without social distancing is giving me nightmares and re-opening anxiety. How I hope hope hope we don't have to go back to things like shaking dirty hands!

Re-opening Anxiety by JaneGordon.com May 8, 2021

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