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Ooltewah 

A small but growing town, close in proximity to Chattanooga, Nashville, and Knoxville. Adjacent to Collegedale, home of the Little Debbie snack cake.
I live in Ooltewah. Where? It's near Chattanooga. Oh...
Ooltewah by Kris Jane April 10, 2009

Ooltewah High School 

A bullshit-old ass-cheap ass school. Everyone thinks violence is the answer. Alot of blacks and whites go to ooltewah high. limited asians. some musty people go there. most people who go to ooltewah high smoke weed, drink or pop pills. get in trouble for the littlest things. ooltewah is in a small ass town which is the size of my dick.
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Ooltewah High School by guda November 20, 2010

Ooltewah High School 

Correction:
"were" or rather WHERE all the piles of sad failure of Ooltewah (see definition for Ooltewah) that were begat by failure meth-addicted whore mothers go to try and "LEARN ME UH BOOK" for "GRATER EDUMACATION" so that we can continue the countries downward spiral and let them "GRADUMICATE" with some of the worlds lowest educational standards.

Being "HOTT" has nothing to do with this.
Ooltewah High School, where undereducated redneck meth-babies go to try and learn a simple skill to try and survive and be a productive member of society.

Ooltewah High School 

Were All the HOTT girls go:
Taylor Gatewood,Alie McFall,ect.
Ooltewah High School by Hall October 27, 2004

Ooltewah high school 

A bullshit ass school that people keep hitting devilish licks on and messing up the bathrooms now they closed the fucking bathrooms and the kids here are crack vape and weed addicts that need help literal help
Ooltewah high school that one school that has all the crack babies
Ooltewah high school by Twn Squidy September 16, 2021

ooltewah middle school 

a cheap ass white school where boys think they in gangs and most of the girls are pick me with a ass football team that has not won a single game
if you go to ooltewah middle school i feel bad for you cause mr greeson is a bitch so is ms hill and ms treece
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Respectfully 

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