oohnot

(pronounced oo-not)

A chick that's nice from afar but far from nice. From far away you're like "ooh that girl looks nice" but once you get closer, you're like "not!"

Bob: That girl looks pretty hot.
Bill: No man, she's an oohnot.

by ustinj May 18, 2008

OhNoTheyDidnt!

Also known as ONTD, it is a community based out of Live Journal that discusses celebrity gossip. Known mostly for it's constant updating and brilliant commentary by users. Similar to 'Pink is the New Blog' and better than Perez Hilton by a long shot.

"I check OhNoTheyDidnt! everyday before class and when I get home. It's to me what crack is to Amy Winehouse."

by HeartONTDsfm January 4, 2009

ohnot

A phrase used to irritate the fuck out of people. Derived from peoples responses to exciting stories. Meaning "wow thats so cool", "no way!"or "awesome" in the most sarcastic manner you can think of.

-Usage
Only say "ohnot" after someone says a statement.
Make sure no expression is on your face.
And use any tone that fits (question,sarcasm,exciting,ect) sarcasm works the best.
Use it every possible time for the maximum effect.

Teacher: Okay class for this next assignment you'll need your calculator.
Student: ohnot
Teacher:Excuse me? What did you say?
Student: You fucking heard me!
Teacher: You just got detention after school.
Student:....ohnot
Teacher: If you don't stop saying that I'm going to call your parents.
Student: ohnot
Teacher: I cant take it anymore! *runs out of room screaming*
Student: ohnot!
Other student: That was so funny!
Student: ohnot

Person1: My cat just died, then my brother got kidnapped, not to mention i got all F's on my report card, and then to top it off when i was walking home in the rain, i slipped and broke my arm. I just need some company to help me feel better :(
Person2: ohnot

by TheCookieNinja May 28, 2009

ohnotha

your name is johnathan and you are trying to fo the one tiktok trend

that guy johnothan is so pathetic

by upurmomandaroundthecorner July 5, 2022