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when the situation is more than an offt. when recieving lots of news at once and offt is not enough to describe the situation.
John: did you hear what happened to Ally?
Joe: No what happened bro?
John: she got pregnant told her parents they got pissed off then kicked her out, she went crying to her boyfriend to tell him bout the pregnancy and what her parents did, her boyfriend freaked out and just ran out on her!
Joe: Thats offtage bro!
offtage by JB syriac December 10, 2009
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when someone is really good looking you say they have ooftage
Carl: Dude did u see that chick?
Dave: Yeh, she has MAJOR ooftage
ooftage by Callumhutch August 5, 2008
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1- Ooftage
a)When something is about half-boner worthy, this word is exclaimed.
b)An word used when the speaker gets excited or realise their listener might get excited
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2- Ooft
a)Word used when the speaker is excited, or becomes excited.

Half-boner is when the penis is half way between flacidity and being erect.
That picture was ooftage.

Ooft, that was good.

Oooooft, my days, that was hot!
Ooftage by Bestenay Mever June 9, 2010
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