offtage 

when the situation is more than an offt. when recieving lots of news at once and offt is not enough to describe the situation.

John: did you hear what happened to Ally?
Joe: No what happened bro?
John: she got pregnant told her parents they got pissed off then kicked her out, she went crying to her boyfriend to tell him bout the pregnancy and what her parents did, her boyfriend freaked out and just ran out on her!
Joe: Thats offtage bro!

offtage by JB syriac December 10, 2009

ooftage 

when someone is really good looking you say they have ooftage

Carl: Dude did u see that chick?
Dave: Yeh, she has MAJOR ooftage

ooftage by Callumhutch August 5, 2008

Ooftage 

1- Ooftage
a)When something is about half-boner worthy, this word is exclaimed.
b)An word used when the speaker gets excited or realise their listener might get excited
"That pic was ooftage"
2- Ooft
a)Word used when the speaker is excited, or becomes excited.

Half-boner is when the penis is half way between flacidity and being erect.

That picture was ooftage.

Ooft, that was good.

Oooooft, my days, that was hot!

Ooftage by Bestenay Mever June 9, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008