oobleheimer

A Canadian friend who is always high and screaming at you at high volumes. Also the type of person to go up to a black man and say what’s up nigga

Do you see that man over there drinking syrup and yelling at some kids. That’s an oobleheimer

by Ooblegeig May 15, 2023

Ogleheimer's

A condition seen in aging baby-boomers in which the sight of a much younger gorgeous person causes acute memory loss.

Betty: "I'd just finished checking out at the supermarket yesterday when I saw the most incredible sexy young guy in the next line. I walked around a little bit to get some better views and then I followed him to his car. I was about to drive after him, but when I got to my car, I realized I'd left my hand bag at the counter. By the time I rushed back, he was gone."
Boopsie: "I'd say you got a really bad case of Ogleheimer's."

by brainyuck June 12, 2011