oobleheimer 

A Canadian friend who is always high and screaming at you at high volumes. Also the type of person to go up to a black man and say what’s up nigga

Do you see that man over there drinking syrup and yelling at some kids. That’s an oobleheimer

oobleheimer by Ooblegeig May 15, 2023

Ogleheimer's 

A condition seen in aging baby-boomers in which the sight of a much younger gorgeous person causes acute memory loss.

Betty: "I'd just finished checking out at the supermarket yesterday when I saw the most incredible sexy young guy in the next line. I walked around a little bit to get some better views and then I followed him to his car. I was about to drive after him, but when I got to my car, I realized I'd left my hand bag at the counter. By the time I rushed back, he was gone."
Boopsie: "I'd say you got a really bad case of Ogleheimer's."

Ogleheimer's by brainyuck June 12, 2011