onseminate 

To spray semen upon someone, thus avoiding insemination

Dude 1: How will you defeat the bear?
Dude 2: I will onseminate him, and he shall be ashamed.

onseminate by kelliq January 12, 2010

artificially inseminated swampass

a case of swampass that is caused by having the settings on your heated automobile seats too high. usually occurs in the winter time, when natural atmospheric conditions are not favorable for the development of swampass.

"man, was it cold this morning! i cranked the heated seats up to 10, and before i knew what hit me, i had created some artificially inseminated swampass!"

artificially inseminated swampass by swampazz February 26, 2010

Oneminute

A online webcomic

Oneminute

Oneminute by Pottrell March 7, 2009

Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.

That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

Inseminate the Canine by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009