Matteo's definitions

online

The act of being connected to the Internet using some sort of digital device.

I can't get through to him on the fucking phone. That stupid faggot is probably online.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

new jack

A male who has recently accquired the ability to masturbate (jack-off).

I walked in on my little brother jacking off. He must be a new jack.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

baby boy

A term for a male in a romantic situation. The word can be used negatively or positively. Its been around for years, but has been most recently popularized by Beyonce Knowles and Destiny's Child.

From "Baby Boy" by Beyonce: 'Baby boy you stay on my mind/Fulfill my fantasies/I think about you all the time/I see you in my dreams.'

From "Rosa Parks" by Outkast: 'I met a gypsy and she hipped me to some life game/To stimulate then activate the left and right brain/Said baby boy you only funky as your last cut/You focus on the past your ass'll be a has what.'

by Matteo January 7, 2005

jinkiest

Adjective used to describe the most fucked up of more than two things. Adapted from the interjection "Jinkys!" which was originally said by Velma on "Scooby Doo"

Thats the jinkiest pussy I ever did see.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

Ebonics for "For sure, my nigger."

Jack: "Snoop Doggy dizzle is in the hizzle."

Joe: "Fo shizzle my nizzo."

by Matteo September 16, 2003

nougeouire

The white mans way to drop the n-bomb without getting a beatdown.

Yo, nougeoire, what we doin tonight?

by matteo March 23, 2004

thank you

Phrase that expresses thanks and gratitude to the person whom it is said to.

Thank you, mother fucker.

by Matteo September 12, 2003