What you are now. Crazy world eh?
Hey, I just got online and came to urbandictionary.com to read this dumb definition! JOY!
by sleepygamer March 09, 2006
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1) The state of being connected to the Internet.
2) Relating to systems, the state of being powered on, connected, or actively ready for use.
I'm going to go online now!

Let's bring that computer online.
by Wingchild September 13, 2003
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When you are hooked up to the soul-destroying electronic mainframe that encompasses the world and subliminally instructed to consume as much capitalist produce as possible before you take your last breath.
WHAT? Where the fuck did THAT definition come from?
by Alianne September 07, 2003
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1) All systems go!
2) A term used to describe being informed, activated, or available.


I'm so online for the party tonight.
by distraction_camp December 09, 2008
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The place on the internet where all the coolest and the most hip people with rich class,style and attitude hangout
It is the mix of any of these 2 words online+personality=onlinality online+ability=onlinality online+nationality=onlinality
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Being on or connected to the internet or a network.
I just got my website online.

Jill is online right now.
by senegal September 13, 2003
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being on the internet
when I was online i found this great free porn site!
by no-name September 08, 2003
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