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life goes on and on like tom pearl's smoothie
phrase used when when you're stuck in an endless cycle of disgusting events, almost as disgusting as when tom pearl made a smoothie made of piss and shit.
"My dog died and i broke all my limbs, but my life goes on and on like tom pearl's smoothie"
"I am sorry to hear that"
"I am sorry to hear that"
life goes on and on like tom pearl's smoothie by Burgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 23, 2026
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Tomski on acid
one of the most underrated drink concoctions and also one of the most delicious. Comprised of two of the most delectable ingredients known to man, redbull and pussy juice, a Tomski on acid will increase the size of your penis, allow for your testicles to drop a few extra inches, grow a Greek like amount of hair on your body in record time, and give you the ability to pound box like a 1970s Peter North.
After drinking a Tomski on Acid, 7th grader Johnny was able to rail every high school varsity cheerleader, at the same time leaving them begging for more.
Tomski on acid by tomskionacid December 24, 2008
I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
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