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on my jock

same as "on my back" or "in my face", when other people won't leave you alone and are bugging the hell out of you, particularly when it concerns something you have already taken care of, something you are completely aware of, or is completely under control.
I just got here and already like twelve people are on my jock!
on my jock by brooklyn516 September 20, 2004

on my jock

when a beezy gives you a lot of attention or wont leave you alone. it can be in a positive or negative way.
1. damn man this bitch is on my jock, she wants it (positive)
2. shit this dumb beezy is on my jock, she wont leave me alone (negative)
on my jock by nico assenti January 30, 2008

on my jock

when a beezy gives you a lot of attention or wont leave you alone. it can be in a positive or negative way.
1. damn man this bitch is on my jock, she wants it (positive)
2. shit this dumb beezy is on my jock, she wont leave me alone (negative)
on my jock by nico assenti January 30, 2008

all up on my jock 

The act of trying to flirt with someone extensively, what one who is tyring to flirt does to the one who is being flirted with.
"That chick we met last night was all up on my jock, yo." (That girl we met last night was shamelessly flirting with me.)
all up on my jock by Kelly McMuffin September 29, 2004

Jocking on my balls 

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.
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