Keys

The metallic shits you thought you left on the table but they aren't actually there and are in the sink....for some reason?

Guy1: Hey where are the keys?

Guy2: On the table

Guy1: you left them in the sink dumbass 🤦 ♂️

by CokiE_Boi October 16, 2020

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Key

Your major crush, one you often mastrbate to their yearbook picture. The key to your heart.

My key is hotter than yours

by Hibamaedabae April 17, 2014

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key

integral, very important, required

that clock in your presentation was key

by Anonymous November 20, 2001

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Kei

An Asian girl who is smart to the highest extremity of intelligence. Often confused with a cyborg.

Wow, you're such a mega smart. You are such a Kei.

by Zadokan May 3, 2005

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1. A metal device that opens or closes a lock
2. A Set of characters, when entered into a software program, unlocks locked features and removes annoying nag screens and trial limits.
3. to scratch up one's vehicle, using a key to do so.

1: Damn it, where did my keys go
2: Someone have a key for Windows 98?
3: That fucking faggot pissed me off so bad, I'm going to key the shit out of his car later on

by [c0x0r] November 22, 2004

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