2 definitions by mrszxbryant

blue balls

when a guy gets very arroused by a female, but she decides not to let him inside. hes hard, but she dont want it.

girl: what i do is i make out with him, and he gets hella hard, then he says "babe lets have sex" but i say no.
girl2: oh shit, why would you give him blue balls girl?!

by mrszxbryant June 1, 2009

keyed

when one is completely high from smoking maijuana. side effects include feeling happy, sleepy, then hungry.

guy 1: man we were smokin and i was so keyed, i thought i was flyin
guy 2: shit forreal, youre dumb

by mrszxbryant June 1, 2009