Omniologist 

The science that deals with the objective examination & evaluation of all knowledge known to man.

What does James do anyway?
He's an omniologist.
Whaaaaat?
He studies the factual & philosophical nature of all theories of origin & their effect on man.
...Word?

Omniologist by DiogenesTheGreat October 24, 2019

Omniologist 

A person who studies everything, often sitting in a high place to do so.

"Look at that guy up there just watching everything, he must be some sort of Omniologist

Omniologist by Vince0514 October 10, 2007

oncologist 

A doctor that not only treats cancer, but is always on call.

Jim: What are you studying again?
Kyle: Oncology. I told you.
Jim: Whoa! You know an Oncologist never gets to relax, always being on call.
Kyle: You're an idiot.

oncologist by Trova January 12, 2015

omnologist 

A person with extensive knowledge in many areas, or with a formidable collection of general knowledge. An expert in many fields. One who seems to know everything.

Dr. Barry Jones is an omnologist

omnologist by Kittridge February 29, 2008

financial oncologist 

A lawyer, typically a bankruptcy lawyer or creditor rights lawyer or commerical type lawyer, well versed in the laws on debtor creditor- rights or the IRS collection matters, or shareholder dispute matters and who knows how to save people and businesses from financial fiasco's, after the fact. Typically viewed by his clients as a savior and by others, typcially creditors, as snakes who use their knowledge of the law to help one person screw another out of money or some other entitlement.

He employed a financial oncologist to remove those creditor claims for 30 cents on the dollar. The creditor was un happy but had no recourse at the time to otherwise accepting the offer or getting stiffed completely.

financial oncologist by pennlawyer December 30, 2010

ontologistics

A theory of social change (linear ontology) in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

Ontologistics depicts a recursive (self-referencing) path of social change.

ontologistics by sandraxine August 26, 2018

oniologist

a person who studies onions

Oniologists have studied the growth of onions and have concluded that the onion is a mathematical term for any natural number.

oniologist by Jan Karlo November 20, 2021