omniabsent 

Not being anywhere ever.

Nothing is omniabsent.

omniabsent by Kid Ickirus February 10, 2007

Omniabsence

It is the concept of being nowhere at any given time.

The omniabsence of a definition to the word is due to the fact that no one ever uses the word.

Omniabsence by RSBotsAXE July 20, 2010

omni-absent 

1) The state of being out of touch lost, never present when needed useless; 2) never informed, the last to learn everything; the person who is last to know, last to understand, last to catch on dull.

All of Bill's family attended his graduation except, of course, his father, who is omni-absent.

omni-absent by Rowena Kelly Qualls September 19, 2008