when you're feelin like a g and instead of saying 'omg' like boring people, you say 'omgizzle'. the second you say this you turn into a re-incarnated form of Tupac Shakur just because you added the 'izzle' it makes that much of a difference.
Guy #1- Hey, did you hear that Kayne is a gay fish?
Guy #2- No way! OMGIZZLE!
*Mystical Clouds Appear*
Guy #1- Tupac?!?!?!?!?
O-M-G-IZZLES meaning omg that tickeld my tummy its often used when something seroious or funny happened usallay used by valley girls its feel good on your tounge : )
person 1: hey did you hear lydia got the lead in the school play
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.