The single most beautiful girl in existence. The thought of her brings a smile to your face. She's a ray of happiness in your life. She's the physical embodiment of everything you've ever wanted. She's someone you could imagine living with happily for your entire life. She's the sunshine in your life. She's perfection.
Person 1: "Whoa look how amazing that girl is!"
Person 2: "I know right! She's perfect. She's Omeesha."
known as the original Persian Pimp, also known for his amazingly keen sense for perfectly good women, a personality worth diamonds. One of the most classy sophisticates in history.
Oh my god! I wish i was like Omeed! Hes so cool, and he knows exactly how to get girls.
Omeed is a weirdly productiveprocrastinator. He is very smart, but not smart at all. He is proud of where he comes from, even if it is the middle of no where. He has peculiar interests. He is a good friend.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.