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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Two American actresses/moguls who rose to stardom by sharing the role of Michelle Tanner on the long running ABC-TV sitcom, Full House. Their acting credits include three highly successful made-for-TV movies, direct-to-video films, a number of TV specials, and two feature films. Their musical credits include a number of different children's albums. They currently own their production company, Dualstar Entertainment Inc., which produces their mary-kateandashley brand products.
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Skany no talent girls that got famous because they're pretty. Or because who ever hired them was on crack.

They dress really though.
Mary-Kate is so hated that people actaully believe that shes slitting her wrists, anorexic, and a coke addcit all at once.
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Susan Olsen is an absolutely adorable person. Susan Marie Olsen (born August 14, 1961) is a former American child television actress and current animal welfare advocate. Olsen is best known for her role as Mike & Carol Brady's (played by Robert Reed and Florence Henderson) youngest daughter, Cindy Brady, on the 1970s television sitcom The Brady Bunch for the full run of the show, from 1969-1974.

Born in Santa Monica, California, the youngest of four children, with two older brothers Larry and Christopher (fourteen years older) and a sister Diane. Her brother Christopher was also a child actor, perhaps best known for his role in The Man Who Knew Too Much.

Olsen now resides in Los Angeles with her son Michael (born 1996) who was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome in 2004. They have a dog Trevor and a cat Tabitha.

She stays in touch periodically with all the cast members, and in 2007 headlined a mother-daughter cruise to Greece for Princess Cruises with her TV mom, Florence Henderson.
Susan Olsen AKA Cindy Brady
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Bulimarexia snobs with tons of money who wear fur and drink lattes.

Might be working for the Taliban.

Where do your taxes go? (To them.)

Molded into Chanel-wearing, pedophile-banging nightmares since birth.
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the most amazing and beautiful woman in the entire world. Has gorgeous green eyes and a smile that lights up the entire universe
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