Oliver Jardine is a very short blonde haired boy from the imaginary Country of Australia; he is very short and will likely gobble up your ankles if approached. AVOID AT ALL COSTS HE IS FATALLY SHORT!!!
I saw Oliver Jardine at the shops today; he was so short and attempted to gobble up my ankles; I was so 😱 😨.
by Hola amigo April 23, 2023
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