Old White Guy 

The fourth, and final, stage of a white guy's life which, if arrived at in an average fashion, provides for a comfortable resting period before becoming a dead white guy.

Yeah, that mother fucker there got it pretty good.

Yup, he's an old white guy.

Old White Guy by LastTryPseudonym April 21, 2019

white van which has a old guy in it 

yeah that van is probably safe and will give you tons of candy. to acquire the candy you must get in the back of the van and say LESSSSS GO!!! 😎😎😎😎😎. then the car will start to go forward and when you come to your destination you will get the candy. THIS PROCESS IS VERY POG.

Person 1: I hopped in a white van which has a old guy in it and I got TONS OF CANDY!
Person 2: Is this an ad?
Person 1: Yes this is an ad for Raid Shadow Legends and their pickup candy system.

white van which has a old guy in it by dustybowls April 17, 2021