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old quarry middle school 

A school in Lemont where literally every rich kid steals money from their parents, and spends it at Starbucks on fridays. Every kid that isn't rich but popular spends all their parents' paychecks trying to look rich and stuck up as fuck. (No wonder why they aren't rich.) The teachers load the kids with so much homework but don't teach them properly, so it's probably hard as fuck to do the homework in the first place. The popular girls parade around in their slutty outfits with coffee from Starbucks because Dunkin' Donuts doesn't do jack shit for them, and the boys try to impress the girls using money that they probably stole from their parents. The parents complain too much about electronics and yet they give their children electronics to use.
Person 1: I went to Old Quarry Middle School.
Person 2: That fucking blows.
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old quarry middle school 

there’s 50 weird kids 20 hoes and their boyfriends and the guys that like them just for their mediocre asses and there’s like 10 normal people that aren’t fucking obnoxious. all of the people in the hoe friend group are pot heads and all the weird kids play dungeons and dragons. everyone hates it there.
You go to old quarry middle school? A girl from there gave me a blow job wanna see the video?

Old quarry middle school 

A school where literally people are assholes to each other for no reason but just to be dicks ;). Every Friday the rich kids blow all their cash up on fuckin food and juuls as they sit on their ass all day smoking weed and vaping until they OD. The poor kids somehow find juuls but they have to beg their parents for fuckin $5 so they can blow it on a sandwich or some shit. LITERALLY EVERYONE here is a snitch and no one can be trusted bc they all bitchesssss. To top it all off the teachers can teach, but if they don’t like you then you’ll get an eassyyy F in the class. MOST IMPORTANTLY everyone is a thot here but the biggest thots are looked up to because they the biggest ones which is fucked. Then we got the occasional backstabbing ppl to gain popularity but that’s everyone’s school right??
Person A : Yo did you go to Old Quarry Middle School ???
Person B : Yeah bruddah why??
Person A : damn bruh how u even live?? I woulda dropped out after stepping foot in there

Old quarry middle school 

A school where kids are rich, or polish and if you're not your the small percent of kids who supply drugs to the hoes in the bathrooms, the teachers give the kids tons if homework and test every other day. The food sucks and undercooked but you still eat it anyway
Person 1: where do you go to school
Person 2: Old quarry middle school
Person: RIP
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