A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. The email was forwarded all over.
British slang for "dick" or "penis," most popularly used in a work email written by an international law firm lawyerPatrick Smith (now fired).
Smith in email: "Dude, 'Carol' (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.