old door 

Noun. Singular. A contemporary term that describes someone with advanced journalistic expertise but is out of touch with any classical aspect of literary amusement, namely crossword puzzle solving. It's most appropriately used in reference to an Editor-in-Chief of a graduate school newspaper but could be extended to describe any member of the editorial board thereof.

I'm an old door at solving crossword puzzles.

old door by TMP's © November 7, 2014

The Old Door Trick 

The method of removing a soiled tampon by connecting the string to a doorknob with a longer string and then slamming the door. Similar to how adult teeth are extracted.

It is common practice and courtesy to drape plastic sheeting along the walls, ceiling, and flooring if this is not performed in one's own home.

Lina: "Oh shit, my period ended a week ago and I forgot to take out my tampon! It looks like it's not budging... I better resort to The Old Door Trick before the TSS sets in!"

The Old Door Trick by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Old Prison Door 

Used to describe a girlfriend who you just hate being with and utterly despise, thus giving you the feeling of being the wrong side of a 'prison door' with absolutely no way out.

Mike Myers: Mate James Franco is having a sick party this weekend, the last party of his I went to, we stayed up into the morning drinking Cristal and snorting coke off models' tits. Please say your free bro?

Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.

Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.

Old Prison Door by SandwichBoy69 May 14, 2012

The Old Front Door Backdoor 

When you take someone home after a night out but things start to get hot and heavy during the goodnight kiss which inevitably leads to doggy style/anal sex right in their front doorway.

“Hey dude, how did your date go?”

“Oh man it was was awesome, we had cheeseburgers and when I took her home she wouldn’t let me come inside (hehe) but I got her right there with the old front door backdoor!”

*high-five*

The Old Front Door Backdoor by Link0389 May 12, 2021

The old lady next door 

That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.

Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.

The old lady next door by gayasswhale January 31, 2020

Cut up some old doors

A slang phrase for picking up milfs with a few friends.

Charles and I are going to go cut up some old doors. I hope my wife doesn’t find out!

Cut up some old doors by Khaaaaaaaaaan March 13, 2026

Cut up some old doors

A slang phrase for picking up older women with a select few friends.

Charles and I are going to cut up some old doors. I hope my wife doesn’t find out!

Cut up some old doors by Khaaaaaaaaaan March 13, 2026