When ur boutta go out to a diddy func and u need to look good for the lil shyts so u beat ur face w a pound of makeup that only looks good in 1% lighting and looks like Helen Keller wrote her “book” in braille in natural lighting.
Anna: “yo i flowkirkenuinely need to start oiling up for the frat party”
Mackenzie: “same, how many bottles of foundation u need?”
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"