oif

literal meaning one inch finch.

term used for Man who is poorly endowed

i heard he's an oif

by tarek is the best June 4, 2018

oif

part of the bonk/oif structure. See bonk

x bonks y. y says "oif!"

by Patrik Lundin October 5, 2004

oif

an oif is like a fuckbuddy except a fuckbuddy is just for shagging but an oif you can go for dinner with too...

hey ive got three oifs, no hard feelings but im going to the movies with one already tonight

by yukelda July 11, 2006

oif

the re-make of oof, except better in many ways, use it, its good for your soul

oif, that sucks.

by Pettis_bradley May 27, 2018

Oif

Definition 1: When a situation is so bad that oof is no longer acceptable.

Definition 2: To get lit to the extreme.

Definition 3: Another term for the “beep” in a voicemail.

Sentence 1:

FRIEND 1: “Just took my final today and I knew nothing kms”
FRIEND 2: “Oif”
FRIEND 3: “Mega oif”
FRIEND 4: “Ultra oif”
PROFFESOR: Initinite oif”

Sentence 2:
FRIEND 1: “Party tonight at 8!”
FRIEND 2: “Lets get oifed up!”

Sentence 3:
TECH SUPPORT: *sent to voicemail*

VOICE MESSAGE: “We’re sorry, but CALLER 2 is not available at this time please leave a message after the OIFFFFFFFF”

by The Oif Brothers Inc. December 6, 2018

Oif

A word to replace "oof" also used as a replacement and a word I constantly thing about.

Haydee: bro my mom slapped me
Me: Oif

by MEBICHHH January 6, 2019

OIF

Initials for "Operation Iraqi Freedom".

"OIF is by far the US's most challenging war, on ALL aspects, including particularly politics."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004