oh guy 

A special saying for special people! Only the greatest people there is will know this saying truly means! Your friends will make fun of you for saying this special phrase.. but don’t worry, they’re all haters and want to be you! Keep your head up and rejoice if you are a special soul who says this phrase!

Sarah: I'm so sad man!!! Josh broke up with me!!

You: Oh guy!
Sarah: What’s that supposed to mean??
You: You’ll never know!

oh guy by jozie mccraney April 20, 2018

oh shit, a black guy

After a period of not seeing black people for a very long time, you see a black guy and exclaim "Oh shit, a Black guy!"

*Walking down the street and passing a black guy*
You: *turns to friend* "Oh shit, a black guy!"

oh shit, a black guy by Robby6521 March 25, 2011

Oh really mister tough guy 

A term used by math teachers around the world.

Student: I'm afraid I will not solve that exponent equation. I don't believe in higher powers.
Math teacher: OH REALLY MISTER TOUGH GUY?

Oh really mister tough guy by SAXTUSBETA November 24, 2011

oh my gosh guys 

this word was being said less and less in the hallways of Hanover High until a young "girl" by the name of Carmen A decided that she'd say before and/or after every single sentence. usually it is said in a gay, i'm a 12 year old girl on helium voice which drives me and drew into random fits of craziness because we cannot take her madness anymore

oh my gosh guys!! i got last in my track meet yesterday because i was running so slow because nick wanted me to get rugburns on my knees and oh my gosh guys i didn't even know what that meant oh my gosh guys i'm hungry!!

oh my gosh guys by c-dav May 21, 2004

I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys 

Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!

Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."

I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys by Hym Iam March 2, 2024