office cock 

the unsavoury condition of a mans genitals after a long day of inactivity at his desk in the office.

i got home after work last night and my girlfriend was looking so hot that i wanted to go straight at it on the kitchen floor but she wouldn't do anything because i had really bad office cock.

office cock by eoghain clavin February 8, 2009

Office Cock Waffle 

A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.

Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!

Office Cock Waffle by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018

officer cockblock 

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”

> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick

officer cockblock by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018