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officate 

To be in charge/control of a very special something.
She is going to officate the basktball game.
officate by PussyIsGood May 7, 2018
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officiate 

- To perform the duties and functions of an office or a position of authority.
- To serve as an officiant.
- Sports. To serve as a referee or umpire.
A man got sick because of a-fish-he-ate.
officiate by H.T.J March 26, 2005

officite 

One who enjoys watching office and prefers it much more then scrubs.
Person 1: Hey did you catch the episode of The Office yesterday?
Person 2: Nah, I'm not really an officite
officite by onlineidiot1994 May 23, 2008

offticated 

When you're frustrated that you can't catch kids in the ditch.
The best hunter in the world is offticated that he couldn't catch me tonight.

officetel 

asian word meaning multi-purpose building with residential and commercial units
오피스텔 officetel
officetel by koreansht99 June 1, 2023
A unique state of being that combines extreme frustration, saltiness, and a lingering sense of spiteful disappointment. It occurs when someone is visibly annoyed because things didn't go their way, or because someone else succeeded where they failed. Unlike being just "pissed," being ofticated implies that the person is being eaten alive from the inside by their own bitterness. It’s the feeling of a sore loser who tries to act like they don't care, but their face says otherwise.

Origin: Derived from the Romanian word "ofticat" (historically linked to tuberculosis/consumption), suggesting a frustration so deep it literally consumes you.
Example 1:

Person A: "Why is Steven ignoring everyone and slamming his keyboard?"

Person B: "He’s just ofticated because I beat him 5-0 in FIFA. He’s a total sore loser."

Example 2:
“Don’t be so ofticated just because she got the last slice of pizza. You’ll survive.”
Ofticated by Esiom May 11, 2026
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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