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officiate 

- To perform the duties and functions of an office or a position of authority.
- To serve as an officiant.
- Sports. To serve as a referee or umpire.
A man got sick because of a-fish-he-ate.
officiate by H.T.J March 26, 2005
Related Words

officite 

One who enjoys watching office and prefers it much more then scrubs.
Person 1: Hey did you catch the episode of The Office yesterday?
Person 2: Nah, I'm not really an officite
officite by onlineidiot1994 May 23, 2008

offticated 

When you're frustrated that you can't catch kids in the ditch.
The best hunter in the world is offticated that he couldn't catch me tonight.

officetel 

asian word meaning multi-purpose building with residential and commercial units
오피스텔 officetel
officetel by koreansht99 June 1, 2023
A unique state of being that combines extreme frustration, saltiness, and a lingering sense of spiteful disappointment. It occurs when someone is visibly annoyed because things didn't go their way, or because someone else succeeded where they failed. Unlike being just "pissed," being ofticated implies that the person is being eaten alive from the inside by their own bitterness. It’s the feeling of a sore loser who tries to act like they don't care, but their face says otherwise.

Origin: Derived from the Romanian word "ofticat" (historically linked to tuberculosis/consumption), suggesting a frustration so deep it literally consumes you.
Example 1:

Person A: "Why is Steven ignoring everyone and slamming his keyboard?"

Person B: "He’s just ofticated because I beat him 5-0 in FIFA. He’s a total sore loser."

Example 2:
“Don’t be so ofticated just because she got the last slice of pizza. You’ll survive.”
Ofticated by Esiom May 11, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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