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offticated 

When you're frustrated that you can't catch kids in the ditch.
The best hunter in the world is offticated that he couldn't catch me tonight.
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Omiticated

When you are in a group text and you start a new text group omitting another peron(s) or you are omitted from a group text.
Omit communicate omiticate
I was texting with a group of friends and found out I was omiticated without knowing it
Omiticated by TomKat465 February 25, 2018
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Offtoxicated 

Ok well its quite simple, its the meaning when you've had a shit load of alcohol, and recreational party drugs. It does not matter how much you drink, because your Offtoxicated..
3/4 Bottle of Jack Daniels
15-25 beers
and still NOT DRUNK your Offtoxicated
Offtoxicated by Mr Wrabble July 28, 2010
A unique state of being that combines extreme frustration, saltiness, and a lingering sense of spiteful disappointment. It occurs when someone is visibly annoyed because things didn't go their way, or because someone else succeeded where they failed. Unlike being just "pissed," being ofticated implies that the person is being eaten alive from the inside by their own bitterness. It’s the feeling of a sore loser who tries to act like they don't care, but their face says otherwise.

Origin: Derived from the Romanian word "ofticat" (historically linked to tuberculosis/consumption), suggesting a frustration so deep it literally consumes you.
Example 1:

Person A: "Why is Steven ignoring everyone and slamming his keyboard?"

Person B: "He’s just ofticated because I beat him 5-0 in FIFA. He’s a total sore loser."

Example 2:
“Don’t be so ofticated just because she got the last slice of pizza. You’ll survive.”
Ofticated by Esiom May 11, 2026

officate 

To be in charge/control of a very special something.
She is going to officate the basktball game.
officate by PussyIsGood May 7, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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