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off the jump 

In a jiffy, like a quickie

Thots fuck rappers off the jump to spite other rappers because they hate men and want to fuck with every guy they meet on purpose.

Another example:

Homeboy Rus: I fucked your bitch off the jump

Other guy: damn man thanks for telling me at least now I know to dump that thot back to hell from whence she came FUCK that bitch #brocode
Anybody heard of Homeboy Rus? I heard he fucked my bitch off the jump. I'm so proud of my life now!

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Jump off the page 

The literal meaning of the phrase is to go beyond a conventional bio-data (curriculum vitae). The parallel meaning is to dazzle with one's life experience.
Marilyn monroe did jump off the page to hollywood superstardom from her struggling days of a stripper.

The Jump Off 

Puffy is dissing Kim tonight so he can be with his jump off

I can't wait to be the jump off of Brett Michaels

Tiger is my jump off bitch
The Jump Off by Dawn Ardi December 31, 2009

The Jump Off 

Anything that is good or going on at the time of reference.
Yo, what's the jump off? My name's Paul

or

Yo, tonight the jump off is the Wu-Tang concert
The Jump Off by CaptainChronic August 24, 2009

the jump off 

adj. the best, the shiznit, it gets no better than this, the pinnacle
I love my new computer. Its the jump off!

jump off the g4 

get off my dick, command for dick riders to dismount the g4
1) Caz: "Then fools stay jockin my shit"

Al: "Tell them niggas jump off the g4"
jump off the g4 by caz money August 8, 2007

the jump off 

When something fantastic happens that will enable for more good things to happen in the future

As seen in the song "The Jump Off" by Plastic Little
A 40 and and a blunt... that's the jump off
Shawty had a gun and a block 'bout to rob the chinese shop, while she's suckin' my cock... now that's a two part jump off
the jump off by limelight August 26, 2006
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