When a guy is thrusting his penis in and out of a person and they are thrusting so vigorously that they miss the orifice entirely on the up thrust, thus jabbing the one receiving saidact not where intended.
I would have enjoyed the sexbetter if the guy didn't keep falling off the cliff.
Boy: should Hillary Clinton be arrested for uranium one?
mother : I don't know what uranium one is and drop it off the nearest cliff with your Hillary Clinton obsession. It's not your business to arrest anyone.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).