jack-off-off

A competition among males to see who can ejaculate the largest amount of semen.

Dude 1: Dude, I challenge you to a jack-off-off. I've been saving up.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.

by necronanofelcher November 17, 2009

transsmart

When you identify as smart but you're actually stupid.

Amy said something stupid, but we shouldn't laugh at her because that would be to deny her transsmart identity.

by necronanofelcher August 21, 2022