Slap your henchest friend day. Today's the day my jabronies... take em down
Joel - '...'
"It enters"
Riley - 'What day is it?'
Joel - '...'
(Rileys schizophrenia kicks in)
Riley - 'Rustic Green is a good name for a retirement home yeah. Yeah I know, October 33rd is meant to be pretty darn diddly dorky tonight am I right or am I right! (you actually talk like this no joke)
Joel - '...'
Riley- 'You know I dont think ive mentioned this before but I am actually a lifegu-'
"CRASH" ... "dead"
Joel - 'It's over...'
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"