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otterbetes
Also pronounced Ottahbeetus
Form of diabetes set on by a sickeningly large amount of cute cause by Otters doing inexplicably cute/adorable actions or noises. (Male, Female, big, small, young, old, anthropomorphic, feral, etc.)
The more otters that are within the picture, and the cuter they are acting, the greater the risk of catching Otterbetes. A side effect of Otterbetes is that the afflicted cannot get enough cuteness from what they see, and then crave more.
Form of diabetes set on by a sickeningly large amount of cute cause by Otters doing inexplicably cute/adorable actions or noises. (Male, Female, big, small, young, old, anthropomorphic, feral, etc.)
The more otters that are within the picture, and the cuter they are acting, the greater the risk of catching Otterbetes. A side effect of Otterbetes is that the afflicted cannot get enough cuteness from what they see, and then crave more.
Example:
Woman: "Why do you have all of those empty insulin vials by your computer?"
Man: "I was browsing youtube and I came across a video of baby otters in a bath tub...they were too cute too fast, and I caught Otterbetes...I can't stop watching them..."
Woman: "Why do you have all of those empty insulin vials by your computer?"
Man: "I was browsing youtube and I came across a video of baby otters in a bath tub...they were too cute too fast, and I caught Otterbetes...I can't stop watching them..."
otterbetes by Scotter Otter January 5, 2014
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It's a stage of life when a person becomes numb to the world and just wants to go home, change a diaper, mow the lawn, wave to the next door neighbor they've never met and are must hit a corporate national chain restaurant drive-thru on the drive back to Pleasantville.
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It's a stage of life when a person becomes numb to the world and just wants to go home, change a diaper, mow the lawn, wave to the next door neighbor they've never met and are must hit a corporate national chain restaurant drive-thru on the drive back to Pleasantville.
Outerbelters are easy to spot with this simple test:
Put a white box in front of a mirror and they will immediately recognize the dramatic difference between them...they're very creative. If you're still not sure, set a cookie cutter (no baking required) against the same mirror and they can tell you how it also looks exactly the same while eating your wife's box.
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