A person who live
outside of a city's interstate/freeway outerbelt and prefers to drive to conveniences and necessities versus walk, bike, bus, rideshare or utilize other means of alternative transportation.
It's a stage of life when a person becomes numb to the world and just wants to go home, change a diaper, mow the lawn, wave to the next
door neighbor they've never met and are must hit a corporate national chain restaurant drive-thru on the drive back to Pleasantville.
Outerbelters are easy to spot with this simple
test:
Put a white box in front of a mirror and they
will immediately recognize the dramatic difference between them...they're very creative. If you're still not sure, set a cookie
cutter (no baking required) against the same mirror and they can tell you how it also looks exactly the same while eating your
wife's box.
Outerbelter: " I can't stand these
stop lights and why are are so many people on the sidewalk and where's the Wal-
Mart?"
The rest of us: "Tighten your
belt"