octerbest

octoberfest when you're drunk

"i lvoe octerbest"

octerbest by LosrDogg September 22, 2009

otterbetes 

Also pronounced Ottahbeetus

Form of diabetes set on by a sickeningly large amount of cute cause by Otters doing inexplicably cute/adorable actions or noises. (Male, Female, big, small, young, old, anthropomorphic, feral, etc.)

The more otters that are within the picture, and the cuter they are acting, the greater the risk of catching Otterbetes. A side effect of Otterbetes is that the afflicted cannot get enough cuteness from what they see, and then crave more.

Example:

Woman: "Why do you have all of those empty insulin vials by your computer?"

Man: "I was browsing youtube and I came across a video of baby otters in a bath tub...they were too cute too fast, and I caught Otterbetes...I can't stop watching them..."

otterbetes by Scotter Otter January 5, 2014

outerbelter

A person who live outside of a city's interstate/freeway outerbelt and prefers to drive to conveniences and necessities versus walk, bike, bus, rideshare or utilize other means of alternative transportation.

It's a stage of life when a person becomes numb to the world and just wants to go home, change a diaper, mow the lawn, wave to the next door neighbor they've never met and are must hit a corporate national chain restaurant drive-thru on the drive back to Pleasantville.

Outerbelters are easy to spot with this simple test:
Put a white box in front of a mirror and they will immediately recognize the dramatic difference between them...they're very creative. If you're still not sure, set a cookie cutter (no baking required) against the same mirror and they can tell you how it also looks exactly the same while eating your wife's box.

Outerbelter: " I can't stand these stop lights and why are are so many people on the sidewalk and where's the Wal-Mart?"
The rest of us: "Tighten your belt"

outerbelter by Live Downtown June 7, 2018