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oblong schlong 

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
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oblong schlong 

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment
Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube
oblong schlong by Sam .f June 1, 2003