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Obese + Petite. To be short with tiny feet and or limbs but also morbidly Obese.

Think of a short T-Rex with tiny feet but a huge over hanging stomach.

Think of a fat woman with lady like petite feet or small hands. A short torso.

Me: Did you see Chrissy Metz go by with her teeny tiny feet?

You: Yeah I wouldn't have known she went by with her quiet tiny feet walk!

Me: Yeah good things she's obese so we can visually know when she's going by! She's definitely obete!

obete by Steff-the-chef January 28, 2019

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WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

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obesecheese

That accumulation of smelly nasty funk found under the fat rolls of an overweight person.

If you smell something fucking gross while being next to a really fat person its probably their obesecheese.

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obese wallet

Referring to a wallet filled with tons of cash. West coast rapper Sayef Aranki aka Analyst founded the term. He's said to have first used the term in one of his tracks entitled "Victory Freestyle."

Victory Freestyle: "I stay starvin' thats the way I keep my wallet obese"

Term used in sentence: "Yea I'm slim, but I got an obese wallet"

obese wallet by Marc Soto January 9, 2008

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obese nigger

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover

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Obet

Obet.... Obetttttt, this man is a freak in the sheets. He can get any girl he wants but watch out his emotions control him. His love is so powerful, once he commits he is ALL in. His love for his family is sacred, they are #1 above all else. Obet is a true friend that has your back through everything, but don’t take him for a wingman because he will steal yo girl, he can’t even help it. He is a born competitor, which is blatantly displayed in his sports, academics, and throughout his career. Nothing gets in his way.

Did you just see that look Obet gave me?

I’m preggo

Obet by TTU2020 July 22, 2020

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Major League Obeseball

The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.

Major League Obeseball by SHLA October 8, 2013

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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