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Obamarexia 

Severe vomiting and weight loss caused by Barack Obama winning the presidential election.
Patient: "I started throwing up on November 4th and haven't stopped since."

Doctor: "It appears that you're suffering from Obamarexia. Unfortunately, it could last as long as 8 years but it will eventually end."
Obamarexia by Don in Austin December 9, 2008
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Obamarexia 

1. The uncontrollable urge to vomit every time you hear Barack Obama speak.

2. Vomiting caused by listening to Obama Kool-Aid drinkers talk about their "leader".

3. Using Obama rallies to cause vomiting after eating (similar to a dog eating grass to cause them to vomit when they are sick).
I suffered a violent case of Obamarexia after watching the debate last night.
Obamarexia by DirtyDon March 2, 2009

Obamarexia Nervosa 

A person sick and tiered of the federally mandated lunch program
after today, i am officially an obamarexic. I definatly have developed obamarexia nervosa from those shool lunches.
Obamarexia Nervosa by Slicksedrow October 14, 2015

Obamanesia 

A questionable Commander In Chief's partial or total loss of memory regarding the actual sequences of events in an attempt to not take responsibility for them. It is the opposite of Truman's famous phrase: "The Buck Stops Here!" It is a strategy in politics where the One In Power attempts to attribute to another person or group the responsibility for one's own lack of leadership or mistakes. Made famous by Barack Hussein Obama's denial of certain emails regarding the Libya incident 2012; after being caught with his pants down he later tried to pin it on Hillary Clinton.
Did you see that last presidential debate?

Yea the president sure had one nasty case of Obamanesia!

Obamasexual 

When you're sexually attracted to Obama.
Romantically, it's used as obamaromantic.
Person 1: Dude, I'm officially coming out as gay. What's your sexuality?
Person 2: Oh, I'm Obamasexual...
Person 1: Oh dude, that's awesome! I support you in your journey.

Obamasexual 

A white person who shows overzealous support of african-americans based on pity, making them, in fact quite racist.

Can also denote any person with an unmerited sense of respect or approval, typically of the african persuasion.
Donald: "I'm going to buy my neighbor, Tyrone some Murray's Hair Cream because he already spent his welfare check on rims."

Franklin: "He deserves more than the struggles with prejudice that he encounters daily. We're both good people and avid obamasexuals."
Obamasexual by ecstacykid November 9, 2009

Obamasexual 

Obamasexual - A person who is overly obsessed with Obama to the point they worship Obama as an idol all while neglecting their spouse, significant other, children, family, career and even going as far as to say Obama is better than Jesus Christ. Similar to other sexualities getting their own category. If you don't believe this exists please go to YouTube and search "RBR Network™" and listen to the host "Theron K Cal"
A 60 year old washed up Hollywood reject who is out of his mind and fails to realize he's the only person holding himself back.

Oh and he also found Tiffany Haddish
RBR: "That black genius Obama saved the world and stopped the Nazis from killing off 90 percent of the Earth's population"

Viewer: "Wow RBR you really are an Obamasexual"
Obamasexual by TrellTinsley193 January 12, 2022
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I hit a real purple patch.

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