Oakwood School 

t's artsy fartsy and although filled with druggies, Oakwood is quite academic.

Compared to fancy private schools in the area, people judge it as the least

academic forward. This is quite untrue. Oakwood has some aweeessooome teachers

*cough* steve isoardi*cough* and many more. Ivan makes the music program rawkk.

It's probably pretty hard to get kicked out because of weed or drank. The kids

party non-stop. The girls are skinny. The guys, indie. So stop by and see some

art and buy some overpriced school food that comes with hair in it from the

people who work there and massage each others' backs!

p.s. the girls aren't as ugly as they used to be, we've got some younger grades

goin to bl00m!

"Hahaha l00k! He's lurking! LOL!"

"I go to Oakwood School and i smoke weed every day, but i got a perfect score on my SAT's!"

"I'm a math teacher and i'm going to hit on 8th graders!"

Oakwood School by babeepo June 10, 2009

Oakwood Park Grammar School 

Broke shithole that spend all their money on doors, stairs and a flagpole. Bike robbed by wannabe pikeys who ride around in L plate motorbikes. Headteacher done for liking a porn tweet (blamed it on Russian hackers). Located next to two other shitholes and a dodgy Londis that sells alcohol to year 8's.

Valentino: "did you know I go to Oakwood Park Grammar School" Callum: "oh no not that shithole"

Oakwood Park Grammar School by Harvey lee November 16, 2021

Oakwood Park Grammar School 

Also called Brokewood, Cokewood, Dopewood and Jokewood, this school is a certified shithole. The headteacher got done for liking a porn tweet and the senior
Leadership team has to save him, some teacher shagged a sixth former and other shit. Also claimed all students are equal but some of you are worse than others.

Jamie: Welcome to Oakwood Park Grammar School, sorry, Brokewood, Cokewood, Jokewood

Oakwood Park Grammar School by ihadsexwithurdad March 8, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012