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j: _l or _/ k: l< or l( or l{ or l<= l: l_ or ! or 1 m: l\/l or /\/\ or l\l\ or ^^ n: l/l or /\/ o: 0 or () or <> or * or ø or ó or ° p: l* or l> or |d or l^ or l q:

o store nikolaj ø 

Big mighty ruler, never fuck with this guy, he will fuck you up.

Now I warned you
"Oh god its o store nikolaj ø, get down and pray to him before he slaughters all of us!!"
o store nikolaj ø by You monkey sus November 11, 2020

Œ€„ ´ ‰fiˇflÁ‡¨°ˆ·Ø‚∏ Å€Í Î Ïfi˝flÓ‡Ô°·Ò‚∏ ¸€˛ Ç ◊fiıfl˜‡Â° 

Damn, you might have reached peak boredom.

Like, are you actually ok?

WHO IN THE DOUBLE FUCK TYPES THIS SHIT OUT oh wait nvm
You have reached god tier boredom. You can tell your friends that you're better than them now.

Go on.
You've earned it.
Judge: The juror will now plead his case against the accusations of the mass slaughter of over five-hundred people.
Defendant: Œ€„ ´ ‰fiˇflÁ‡¨°ˆ·Ø‚∏ Å€Í Î Ïfi˝flÓ‡Ô°·Ò‚∏ ¸€˛ Ç ◊fiıfl˜‡Â°
*Judge slumps over with blood oozing out of her empty eyesockets along with everyone else in the room*
*Defendant smiles, ˜Ø„ˆ˜˝ ˇÓŎ ÓˆÍ ÂÅÍÍ Â¨‰Î´‰Í „ˆÒÒ ÇØ˜ˇˆ˜¨´ Ó´ ˆÍ ˇÓ´ ϨÇˆ˜˝ ˝ØÎ ØÏ ˇÓˆÍ ∏ˆˇˆÒ´Í „Øˇ‰ÒÎ"

«‘æ÷≠“…≥–π¬≤ºø˚µªˆ∆˜•¨˙∫¶¥©√§†ƒç∞®∂≈¢´ßΩ£∑噜¡ 

This is a very rare phenomenon where people have just found out that the alt/option key makes new letters and types diagonally from right to left. This is really the TRUE DEFINITION OF BOREDOM
buddy: bro what are you doing
you: I just found out the alt/option key does something
buddy: so....
you: «‘æ÷≠“…≥–π¬≤ºø˚µªˆ∆˜•¨˙∫¶¥©√§†ƒç∞®∂≈¢´ßΩ£∑噜¡
buddy: WTf
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026