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a very short guy. He isn't loyal to any of his women.
damn this guy nyseph is short.
nyseph by tyTHEcoolkid February 2, 2024
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nosephobic 

A person or group whom is against noses an act of discrimination against noses these people are nosephobics
Peyton started an organization against noses he said "they're ugly" he's nosephobic
nosephobic by Nosephobic March 23, 2021
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Similar to broseph, but in a neko way. To describe a handsome uwu person who occasionally purrs and meows, whether it be online or in person. Likes headpats
Bob: "uwu"

Shimmie: "Oh he's definitely a nyaseph"
nyaseph by Kakyotto January 8, 2022

nosephobic 

A person who is against noses in a use of discrimination
Peyton is nosephobic he has a raging hate on noses
nosephobic by Nosephobic March 23, 2021

Jathan Noseph 

sexiest indian man on the planet he will try to scam you on the phone doh
Damn bro you lookin like a Jathan Noseph stopp lookin at me like that before i get the cummies
Jathan Noseph by 1234565789 April 27, 2022
The most sturdyyy of sturdy niggas no fuckin Bap hes madd thurl an put errythang onbro an god cause he be dead ass bouta get tha toolie keep playin with nyseh he’ll make you a foolie
Yurrrrrrrrrrr dats da boul Nyseh

Ayo i jus seen nyseh an hada hide behind da the cars he too brazy
nyseh by Nyseh fuckk?? November 21, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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